This situation nailed why reality TV was such a hit. The human appetite to witness tragedy, to observe the subtle difference between pain and anguish, to see each emotion twist the features of a normally smiling face, was irresistible. It wasn’t their fault. A certain amount of morbidity was innate in each of us, part of our biological makeup, our DNA.

— Darynda Jones

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Courage is knowing it might hurt and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same, and that’s why life is hard.

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I mean, seriously. A dungeon? Are we talking The Princess Bride or Fifty Shades?

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Could you add a side of vague to that?

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If your path demands that you walk through hell, walk as though you own the place.

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Sometimes, I shock myself with the smart things I say and do. Other times, I try to get out of the car with my seatbelt on. – Bumper Sticker.

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Booze rarely talks, and when it does, it has nothing interesting to say.

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I’m not on the crazy train. Trains go fast. It’s more like a wagon. A long, slow ride on the crazy wagon. – MEME.

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Four out of five dentists agree: lying through your teeth does NOT count as flossing. – Meme.

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If overthinking situations burned calories I’d be dead. – Meme.

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Of course, I have flaws, but my boobs usually distract people from them. – T-shirt.

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Note to self. Prepare better when letting a man in a straitjacket cross.

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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. – STEPHEN WRIGHT.

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Men in black are at the office?” “Well, yes, but they’re actually in more of a navy.

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Don’t borrow trouble. Gotcha. So, then, can I rent it? – CHARLEY DAVIDSON.

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You’re plying me with your feminine wiles?” “Not at all. I left my feminine wiles in my other pants. And I very rarely ply in public.

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It got awkward, and then I made it worse somehow. – An autobiography.

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She looked deep inside herself, but not too deep as she was a little scared of heights.

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What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor. – Meme.

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I tried to start a gang once. It turned into a book club. – MEME.

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A man with more bandages than a six-year-old left alone in a doctor’s office stumbled past the front of the station. The two plodded through the snow.

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