Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he’s a fungi!
Fans always tell me I’m beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them.
I’m Louis the Tommo Tomlinson!
Yes! The Tommo is back!
Woah! Calm down, Curly!
Swag mastah from Doncastah!
And as for you, stop having curly hair!
It’s important for me to treat a girlfriend with respect. My mum would be horrified if I behaved any differently – and I have sisters, and would hate for them to be treated badly by guys.
Those sound like the three best answers I’ve ever heard on this show even though it’s the first ever of this show!
As long as we’ve got somewhere to sleep, a bowl of cereal, and a coloring book we’ll be fine.
I wan’t a girl who is fun and loves adventure.
I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.
I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.
Sometimes I think I’m not normal, and I get weirder and weirder every day.
It’s incredible to have people show their support when your doing something you love.
In week one of the ‘X Factor,’ just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I’ve had lots and lots and lots of carrots.
I can’t really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.
I want to see the Doncaster Rovers supporters get the club the success it deserves.
If you want to go somewhere, you can; nothing is stopping you.
Lesbian rights.
Fine something that helps you get out of bed in the morning!!