Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
Love is a letter on pink stationery.
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!
Look at Charlie Brown’s face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully Linus. You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that your liable to see for a long while.
Grownups are the ones who puzzle me at Christmastime... Who, but a grownup, would ruin a beautiful holiday season for himself by suddenly attempting to correspond with four hundred people he doesn’t see all year?
I think this is irresponsible preaching and very dangerous, and especially when it is slanted toward children, I think it’s totally irresponsible, because I see nothing biblical that points up to our being in the last days, and I just think it’s an outrageous thing to do, and a lot of people are making a living – they’ve been making a living for 2,000 years – preaching that we’re in the last days.
We all need someone to kiss us goodbye.
Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!
There’s our excuse... we’ll blame everything on the round-headed kid!
You sold out! We elected you, and you sold out! The next time we have an election, I think everyone should vote for himself. Or we might just as well vote for Charlie Brown! Yes, next year we may even say, ‘You’re elected, Charlie Brown!
Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir... its days and its nights... its peaks and its valleys...
That has to be the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me in my whole life.
Lucy’s polls were sometimes kind of violent.
Sometimes all we need is a little pampering to help us feel better...
Well from now on, Linus think for yourself... Don’t take any advice from anyone!
Diciamo che il mio orgoglio aveva l’influenza, ok, Ciccio?
Il re Luigi II? Beh, sottraendo Luigi XIV da Luigi XVI, si ha Luigi II! Ah, no? Diavolo! Mi pareva una risposta niente male!
It’s hard to tell everybody to go home if nobody shows up.
To avoid getting sick while travelling, be careful what you eat, and stay home.
Everytime there’s a good suggestion, someone brings up the budget.