What’s the sense in having an eclipse if you can’t look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you’re sure there’s some jelly!
It was a dark and stormy night. – Snoopy.
If life were a camera, I’d have the lens cap on.
I think I’m afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.
Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.
I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don’t understand that. Gosh.
Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!
You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!
Life is too short not to live it up a little!
Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.
Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.
Love makes you do strange things...
I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body’s so noisy, I can’t sleep.
The term that best describes me now is ‘secular humanist.’
The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!
Love is a letter on pink stationery.
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I’ll be at the airport.
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!