Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
I really can’t complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can’t get paid to be smart.
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God’s domain?
I’m content to stand on tradition. I’m even more content to wipe my feet on it.
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
When all else fails, complicate matters.
No one pays me to be nice.
Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.
I don’t know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.
Oh, wonderful. I killed his father. He hates me. He knows how to make bombs. Come on, Wedge, how does this story end?
Life is like an analogy.
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone’s satisfaction.
Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.
The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won’t walk backwards. A horror fan won’t walk backwards because he knows he’ll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won’t walk backwards because he knows he’ll step on the cat.
The principle of Sturgeon’s Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
Cuteness should be preserved.
Remember us. Remember us as we used to be, before the universe turned against us. Young, beautiful, strong, brave, admirable, loved, loving... ′ – Alema Rar.
You can’t reduce sapient lives to numbers and exchange them like credits.
Yub, Yub, Commander. -Janson.