I guess ignorance is bliss – when I do interviews people always say, “Aren’t you upset that people make fun of you?” and I’m like, “Are they making fun of me?” I guess I just don’t get it.
Size does matter. There’s a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked.
I thought, ‘If you’re going to be on TV, and if you’re going to be out and glamorous, the natural look can stay at home.’
Sometimes when you smile, it’s not because you’re happy. It’s because you’re strong.
I love being outdoors and think a tan is very sexy. I’ll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don’t like to hide under hats. If anyone knows about spending lots of the time on the beach, with kids and dogs in tow, it’s me.
Good Viking genes, being vegetarian and having rowdy dogs and kids definitely keep me in shape. Not eating meat gives me the energy I need to keep up with work, family and travel – I’m very active.
Beauty Is the fume-track of necessity. This thought Is therapeutic. If, after several Applications, you do not find Relief, consult your family physician.
Love never goes away; it just changes form.
I don’t like reality television, but it pays so much money.
Opportunity only gives you knockers once.
My earliest memory? Trying to use a red jelly bean as lipstick.
I started running, and I hated it. Of course, everyone hates running for the first mile. If you’re running two miles or twenty miles, it always hurts. Now I live it. I look forward to it. It’s really good. It clears my head.
My dad read the Bible ten times, and I want to do it in my lifetime. But it’s definitely tough getting through.
Every time we go by KFC, my kids ask me to honk and they yell ‘Boo’ out the window.
I’ve created my own career in my life, and I’ve had a lot of fun doing it. I think that’s good.
It was just the sort of yatch you’d expect a rock promoter to have. Mirrored ceilings, marble, Jacuzzis and leopard-skin everything, it made the merely vulgar seem commonplace.
I have two homes in Malibu, a home in Canada that I’m building, and I just love pouring my heart out into this part of my life.
I’ve been married a couple of times and survived!
My refrigerator is full of kale and greens. I can’t imagine something greasy, or eating meat.
It’s much easier to have nothing to live up to. You surprise people when you form a full sentence.