When I’m not working, I dress like a surfer. I look like I’m going to come into your house and clean your pool.
I had a marriage that I came to in the same way everybody else comes to a marriage. We all take chances when we get married.
One of the truest things to commit to is your own nature.
I collect travel alarm clocks. I was in a flea market in France once, in 1994, and I opened up this beautiful Jaeger-LeCoultre folding eight-day winding clock folded into a beautiful case, and I went, ‘Wow, man.’ And I’ve been collecting travel alarm clocks since 1994.
Ultraconservatism is, to me, so illogical. Everywhere you go, conservatives want to cut, cut, cut, cut – cut money for powerless people. So, that’s the biggest problem I have with them.
Everybody I’ve ever worked with – 99.9 percent of the time, I’ve had a successful or very agreeable experience with.
All those animals live a pretty dreary life, then they get chopped up and put on a griddle.
Success begets success. I’ve been offered a lot of movies now that ‘30 Rock’ has been successful.
Getting older is hard.
Down with Dukes of Hazzard!
We both grew into the people we wanted each other to be.
You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something – I am God.
A lot of people want to not wear a tie when they go to a restaurant. They feel they don’t have to wear a tie. I think it’s kind of a statement they’re making. I don’t know what that statement is. I haven’t quite figured that out yet.
Great acting can be almost a psychotic mix of self-consciousness and unself-consciousness. And thats the terrible conflict. You have to be free to jump off into that volcano and you have to be pathologically self-conscious.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.
I am still playing ‘Words With Friends,’ but on Virgin Atlantic.
I would like to devote myself to the cause of parental alienation.
I probably have to move out of New York. I just can’t live in New York anymore.
Anderson Cooper has a job to do. And that job is to try to reinforce his credibility in the gay community after the fact that you couldn’t get him out of the closet for 10 years with a canister of tear gas. Now he’s the sheriff; now he’s running around writing everybody a ticket!
If we were in another country, we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families, for what they’re doing to this country.
I don’t think acting is addictive. If I stopped acting tomorrow, I really wouldn’t care. If you told me that I would have to sell real estate in New York City to look after my family, that would be fine with me.