When I told my parents, ‘I’m going to be an actor,’ they screamed and wept and freaked out.
Ultraconservatism is, to me, so illogical. Everywhere you go, conservatives want to cut, cut, cut, cut – cut money for powerless people. So, that’s the biggest problem I have with them.
All those animals live a pretty dreary life, then they get chopped up and put on a griddle.
Success begets success. I’ve been offered a lot of movies now that ‘30 Rock’ has been successful.
Getting older is hard.
Down with Dukes of Hazzard!
We both grew into the people we wanted each other to be.
You ask me if I have a God complex? Let me tell you something – I am God.
A lot of people want to not wear a tie when they go to a restaurant. They feel they don’t have to wear a tie. I think it’s kind of a statement they’re making. I don’t know what that statement is. I haven’t quite figured that out yet.
Great acting can be almost a psychotic mix of self-consciousness and unself-consciousness. And thats the terrible conflict. You have to be free to jump off into that volcano and you have to be pathologically self-conscious.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.
I am still playing ‘Words With Friends,’ but on Virgin Atlantic.
I would like to devote myself to the cause of parental alienation.
I probably have to move out of New York. I just can’t live in New York anymore.
Anderson Cooper has a job to do. And that job is to try to reinforce his credibility in the gay community after the fact that you couldn’t get him out of the closet for 10 years with a canister of tear gas. Now he’s the sheriff; now he’s running around writing everybody a ticket!
If we were in another country, we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families, for what they’re doing to this country.
I don’t think acting is addictive. If I stopped acting tomorrow, I really wouldn’t care. If you told me that I would have to sell real estate in New York City to look after my family, that would be fine with me.
Once you’ve found some joy, you never want to be without it.
That which does not destroy you buys you another day to destroy others. By the way, remember last year when I was winning in Ohio or Indiana or Iowa, one of those, and I said I could shoot somebody in the middle of Fifth Avenue and I wouldn’t lose voters?
It is imperative that we replace those who think they own this country, with those who built it.
Once you abandon your instincts and begin polling people people about your choices, once you attempt to reshape yourself into some you are not, it affects nearly every decision you make.