I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children’s birthdays too.
It’s great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.
If it wasn’t for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn’t really have much of a show.
Christmas: It’s the only religious holiday that’s also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state.
I don’t think the show would be funny to you if you didn’t already have a base of information.
I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.
I think NASCAR’s coming to Canada now so it’ll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.
I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what’s going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.
I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.
It was only a few years ago that I couldn’t get hired to save my life.
My apartment is the equivalent of one room in my Toronto home. Now I understand why New Yorkers are on the streets at all hours. People don’t want to stay inside for fear they’ll go crazy.
It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.
If I could live in New York the rest of my life, I absolutely would, but it’s also prohibitively expensive and you have to be working. New York is a lot nicer when you have a job.
I’m shy, but I’m not clinically shy. I don’t have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.
I think that my love of cooking grew out of my love of reading about cooking. When I was a kid, we had a bookcase in the kitchen filled with cookbooks. I would eat all my meals reading about meals I could have been having.
I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children’s clothes online.
I can agree in principle that it’s the thought that counts when giving or getting gifts, but I would also like to point out that “if there’s no thought... it doesn’t count.” I don’t wish to be reminded that you didn’t want to take the time to get to know me, or perhaps you have even known me my whole life and simply don’t care about me. All I ask is that you not rub my face in it.
When you’re presented with an opportunity, if you don’t act out of pure passion and pure authenticity, you’re squandering it.
And since I was basically being raised by senior citizens at the time, my physical activity was limited to driving around the park to look at the trees, driving to the lake to look at the lake, and driving to the mall to look at coats that were “car length.” My.
Our family car was the antithesis of designs and desirability. It was like driving Hitler’s moustache.
Who are you going to believe? Leading authorities on medical science, or 800 memes on your cousin’s Facebook page?