A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.
Everybody needs money. That’s why they call it money.
Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.
So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to do this. It’s really the greatest thing in the whole wide world.
I’ll tell you one thing, it’s a cruel, cruel world.
It’s just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I’m in my boxer shorts and shirt. I’m going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it’s really dark in the room.
I love going to all kinds of movies, I screen DVDs in my house, but I go to the theatre a lot in the afternoon. I don’t get bugged because there aren’t many people around.
I’m always studying and I’ve been doing it for a long time now.
I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be.
In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.
A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way.
I don’t know. I think it’s funny! I think it’s funny! I go, what? It’s so absurd. I’m alone.
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start...
It don’t care whether I’m good enough. It don’t care whether I snore or not. It don’t care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.
We did ‘Erin Brockovich,’ we did ‘Man on the Moon,’ we did ‘Living Out Loud,’ but now I’m going to keep going.
In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin.
America’s racist, so what do you expect.
I’m shooting in Brooklyn, we’ve got all kinds of crap going on, and I’m all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can’t believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me.
What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark – things that I like to do.
Even if one doesn’t smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.
The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.