The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
There’s nothing better than a good, blind referee.
Stu Hart trained all his kids – only three of them use the litter box.
If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
He’s the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
Just look at the way he hangs in mid air!
Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.
You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: ‘Do you want fries with that?’
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
You’d have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.