Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life. She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.

— Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes

It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.

— Bob Hope

It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.

— Bob Hope

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers...

— Bob Hope

I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.

— Bob Hope

Louis B. Mayer came out west with $28.00, a box camera and an old lion. He built a monument to himself – the Bank of America.

— Bob Hope

I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?

— Bob Hope

In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did.

— Bob Hope

Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

— Bob Hope

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

— Bob Hope

Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.

— Bob Hope

In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much.

— Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.

— Bob Hope

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn’t be surprised if their wrestling was on the level.

— Bob Hope

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.

— Bob Hope

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

— Bob Hope

And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them. We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

— Bob Hope

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.

— Bob Hope

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.

— Bob Hope

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow – if Moscow has one.

— Bob Hope

I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.

— Bob Hope
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