The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I’m not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that’s for damn sure.
When you’re about to give up and your heart’s about to break, remember that you’re perfect, God makes no mistakes.
I’m a football guy. Baseball, I enjoy it at playoff time.
I can’t sing a love song Like the way it’s meant to be Well, I guess I’m not that good anymore But baby, that’s just me.
Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will?
Heaven looks a lot like New Jersey.
If Elton John and Madonna had a baby it would be Lady Gaga.
You don’t need fancy sneakers to run fast.
If you told me to cry for you I could If you told me to die for you I would Take a look at my face There’s no price I won’t pay To say these words to you.
With an iron-clad fist, I wake up and French-kiss the morning.
I like progress but I hate change.
It’s not hard to get a girl if I wanted one. But it doesn’t mean you want it, and even if you did, you’re certainly not going to rub it in anybody’s face.
I could always write songs, act, get into politics, or stay home with the kids. But I’ve got to have some fun.
Some of my best friends are gay guys, and they said, “You’re so straight, we’re not interested.”
I was a boy toy for a bunch of women.
In our town, the most popular way out was joining the service. So my three best friends joined the Navy to get out. I didn’t.
I’m not a big disco guy. Some of that English techno-poppy stuff wouldn’t get me in the mood either.
Elton John said to me, “I have all the negatives.”
My mom was the poster girl for the Marines. So she was in the poster saying, “I want you.” My parents were both Marines.
We’re always looking for something.
New songs are why artists go on the road. That’s why I go on the road. It’s a three-prong play. Writing: You’re intrigued. Recording: It brings it to life. And then you want to share it.