The core of the concept of a bribe is an inducement improperly influencing the performance of a public function meant to be gratuitously exercised.
Naps are nature’s way of reminding you that life is nice, like a beautiful swinging hammock strung between birth and infinity.
What conservatives and Republicans must recognize is that the White House has broken with them. What President Bush is doing, and has been doing for some time, is sundering a great political coalition.
Boundaries aren’t all bad. That’s why there are walls around mental institutions.
Politicians, please, think of yourselves! Move to help Terri Schiavo, and no one will be mad at you, and you’ll keep a human being alive.
Read good, big important things.
I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt to pluck meaning from the fog, and on short order, when the emotions are still ragged and raw and susceptible to leaps.
Loyalty consists of many things, including being truthful with our friends. When you really disagree, you have to say so.
Now he is a statesman, when what he really wants is to be what most reporters are, adult delinquents.
In ancient Israel and Rome the judge had appeared as a stand-in for the divine, and corruption was a blinding of the representative of the divine.
Humor is the shock absorber of life; it helps us take the blows.
At some point, don’t voters start to see all of public life as one big polluted river? And if they do, don’t they stop saying things like “That’s a busted tire floating by” and “That’s an old shoe”?
I do not know what the Democratic Party spent, in toto, on the 2004 election, but what they seem to have gotten for it is Barack Obama. Let us savor.
The Democrats often seem like the Not Republican Party, no more and no less.
Wit penetrates; humor envelops. Wit is a function of verbal intelligence; humor is imagination operating on good nature.
Here is an old tradition badly in need of return: You have to earn your way into politics. You should go have a life, build a string of accomplishments, then enter public service...
But one immediate thing can be done right now, and that is: lower the temperature. Any way you can, and everybody. Just lower it.
Abortion is either OK or it’s not.
Morals are concerned with what aids or impedes the fulfillment of basic human needs.
I was sailing from tedium to apathy with a side trip to torpor.
Sincerity and competence is a strong combination. In politics, it is everything.