Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.
Let’s be friends based on mutual hate.
I do get the sense sometimes that if I draw things too nice, maybe I won’t be indie-rock enough anymore.
Maybe it’s important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or maybe it’s something else. Maybe I should just settle for not knowing. Maybe it’s just good to know that you’re not the only one who doesn’t know.
I’m too young to have experienced firsthand the ’70s rock, but when I was in high school, me and my friends were super into Neil Young. That was the grunge era, and he was considered cool again.
Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you’d fit it!!!! You’re a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!
When you do your first book, you’re just like, “This is my work.” And it’s just this whole other world that you throw yourself into.
Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.
Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That’s market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.
These shoes are Mr Silly’s shoes, Scott.
I’m 25 and just trying to understand women. Obviously, that is a process that never ends.
I remember talking to someone who is vegan. At the time, I would hear a lot of outrageous claims from vegans about the good that being a vegan can do for you, for your health and whatnot. I remember someone once told me vegans don’t sweat, so I started my mind going.
My readership seems to be the sensitive people, for the most part. Then there are the occasional fans who are like, “Ah, video games!”
I’m sometimes sort of in touch with the readership, and they seem to have perceptive questions, for the most part.
I used to be really influenced by Brian Bendis, back in his indie days. But I guess I try to tone that down.
I don’t want to spend my entire life drawing talking heads. It seems like a waste of everyone’s time.
Writing music is sort of my hobby, but it’s been falling off more and more. Doing comic books takes up my entire life.
Each new book that comes out kind of pulls up the old ones a little bit.