Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
I don’t have to shoot from more than two feet. I’m top 50. I’ve got 23,000 from where I shoot.
I’m getting older. I’m getting sexier. I’m getting meaner. I can still do what I do.
The Big Cactus. I will stick you.
I’m known as The Big Baryshnikov.
For once in my career, I won’t have to hold anybody’s hand and they won’t have to hold mine. I’m surrounded by veterans. We had a great battle last Thursday at HealthPoint. It was something I never had before – three, four, really great players all in one pickup game.
I’m like President Bush. You may not like me, you may not respect me, but you voted me in.
Shaquille O’Neal has always been one to speak the truth.
I’m still the Dun Dada of all big men.
Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
A friend tweeted me with ‘The Big Freeze.’ I don’t know about that one. I’ve got to go home, play around with the kids and figure something out. I’ll have one.
I don’t see anybody, in any conference, that can shut me down. Any conference, anywhere in the world.
No matter where they put people, no matter how they try to promote people, there aren’t too many people in the game today that are on my level on and off the court.
Being the best right now doesn’t do anything for my feathers.
I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
He looks like a woman coach sometimes. I guess he’s just trying to get into certain people’s heads, but it won’t work with me. Like a woman who coaches and cries all the time. He can’t get in my head. He’s a crybaby.
Incense. Books. Just weird.
My children, every time they ask me for something, I tell them to round their old stuff up.
I urge all children to listen to their mothers and fathers. My mom was helping out some kids and she didn’t want to call me for all of the money; she only wanted to take care of some of the kids.
You always have to take care of the sisters first, so my dad would buy Barbies and stuff and I wouldn’t get anything. So I don’t want any other kid to feel like that.
A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun.