Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won’t want it to end.
But she’d wanted him there and there he was. A lamb ready for slaughter.
Who has time to make up stories when the truth is so much more interesting?
You Know You Love Me! XOXO Gossip Girl.
I don’t eat chicken abortions!
I usually wouldn’t be this close to you without a tetnus shot.
There’s a boy who they call Pony! He’s always acting gross and horny! He thinks he’s got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!
No matter the truth, people see what they want to see...
Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I’m just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.
You said she’s a senior? Babe we’re ALL crazy.
Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships.
You can’t make people love you but you can make them fear you.
Most people were raised to believe they are just as good as the next person. I was always told I was better.
That’s the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
She was spoiled, but she wasn’t lazy. She knew what she wanted, and because she believed absolutely that she could have everything she wanted if she tried hard enough to get it, she never stopped trying.
Don’t ever let anyone tell you should be happy with what you have. There’s always more, and there’s no reason you shouldn’t have it all.
I don’t need anyone in my life who doesn’t wanna be there.
Maybe growing up was just about becoming closer to the person you always were.
Vanessa insisted that film was exactly like poetry. Nothing necessarily had to happen; you just had to feel something.
There are no rules here, only possibilities!
Tyler refused to listen to CDs, insisting that real vinyl records were the only way to go. Blair worried her brother was turning into a loser.