If anyone’s under a spell, Justina, it’s me. Your daughter put one on me five years ago, and I haven’t broken free of it yet. Oh, and you’ll be delighted to know, we’ve decided to resume our relationship. Don’t bother with congratulations – trust me, your expression is congratulations enough.

— Jeaniene Frost

Jeaniene Frost Quotes

Whoever said ignorance was bliss was shortsighted.

— Jeaniene Frost

You’re my Red Reaper, and I’ve missed you terribly.

— Jeaniene Frost

He’ll learn that many women can satisfy for a short period of time, but when he falls in love, only one will sustain him forever.

— Jeaniene Frost

You’re right. Everyone in this room with a pulse is starting to smell really good. Okay. Back in the box, better safe than sorry.

— Jeaniene Frost

I don’t care what you think, your junk does not have special abilities.

— Jeaniene Frost

Nice to meet you, mate, and here’s some advice: Don’t even think about it. You try anything with her and I’ll neuter you with my bare hands.

— Jeaniene Frost

Don’t fret, Grannie. We’re going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her.

— Jeaniene Frost

I can give you honesty, monogamy, and more passion than you can stand, but not love. That emotion died in me long ago, as I suspect you already know.

— Jeaniene Frost

If anyone’s under a spell, Justina, it’s me. Your daughter put one on me five years ago, and I haven’t broken free of it yet. Oh, and you’ll be delighted to know, we’ve decided to resume our relationship. Don’t bother with congratulations – trust me, your expression is congratulations enough.

— Jeaniene Frost

I just elbowed the pretty blonde he’d been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. “As soon as I saw you”, I purred, “I knew I wouldn’t be needing these”!

— Jeaniene Frost

It hasn’t escaped my notice that you only compliment me when you’re intoxicated.

— Jeaniene Frost

Cat, you asked me before to find out if those dream -suppression pills had any side effects. I’ve checked with Pathology, and they said you might experience depression, mood swings, irritability, paranoia, and chronic fatigue. Have you noticed any of that?

— Jeaniene Frost

How unconvincing. Try again.

— Jeaniene Frost

I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.

— Jeaniene Frost

I’d relived enough terrible events happening to cautious people to know that prudence wasn’t a guarantee for happiness.

— Jeaniene Frost

You probably love to tell kids to get off your lawn, too.

— Jeaniene Frost

He tasted like sin made into wine: dark, heady, and impossible to resist.

— Jeaniene Frost

I hadn’t expected to be kidnapped today or I’d have worn something more conservative.

— Jeaniene Frost

You’re meant for me, and I will have you.

— Jeaniene Frost

Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.

— Jeaniene Frost
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