Everyone knows Spiderman is my favorite superhero of all time. My favorite supervillain? George W. Bush.
It’s one giant Bowflex commercial covered in booze vomit.
The ’90s were indeed a great time to be alive. There was a sense of optimism that I never felt before that decade and I haven’t felt since.
You can make a thousand promises to yourself that you’ll take that same fantastic love and give it to someone else, but the moment you see that person with someone else, it’s like a gut full of razorblades. It never gets easier. And it shouldn’t, really.
Popular thought appeals to crowds, gatherings and tribes, who use it as a way to guide the herd. It is very evident in protests – sometimes the very people doing the protesting have NO IDEA what they are talking about.
RADIO IS DEAD. The once-bright star that was public broadcasting has been destroyed by greed and corproate muscle to the point that even the music that is completely repugnant is positioned to be popular.
I want you to understand something: I am loving father who would do anything for his kids, whether they are mine or belonging to others in my family.
Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let’s talk about cars.
The weird thing about metal fans is we’re all so maladjusted in a lot of ways. We’re individualistic and opinionated and severe in our personalities – sometimes we really turn each other off. A little bit of a metal fan goes a long way.
Do what you do and mean it every second of the day. If you don’t, you’re living someone else’s life.
I bet you a handful of Chili’s coupons that Jesus had a foot fetish.
I didn’t have the worst childhood, but I didn’t have the best, and when you grow up like that, you have certain limitations invariably stuck inside you. Slipknot was a way to work it out.
It is always the nights you cannot remember that eventually become the stories you don’t forget.
I sin like crazy, but I protect my people.
Show me on the doll where Fun is a rock band.
We are defined by our dignity to rise above debasement. We are certainly better people for doing so.
Anyone who feels that homosexuality is not only a sin but also a disease or a mental issue should take a look in the mirror and realize who the real crazy person is.
I started to find that music was something that really brought a lot of joy into my life, and it was sort of cool because I discovered that I had a gift for it, too. So the stuff I would listen to I could play along, I could sing along.
I’m really proud of the fact that anywhere, at any time, I can make music. A lot of people can’t do that.
I think you’re always gonna have half the generation that’s lazy. But I think it makes the other half work that much harder.