If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
Adulthood does not exist. Man is an eternal child.
Money buys everything, even true love.
I won’t stand for censorship, not even from Jesus Christ.
I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.
In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.
Husbands shouldn’t be the last to know. Husbands should never know!
Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!
The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.
I am, and have always been, a pornographic angel.
The keyhole is my lens as a writer.
Love is eternal. If it ends, it wasn’t love.
Saturday is an illusion.
A thunderous boo is one thousand times stronger, nobler, and more powerful than a standing ovation. Admiration corrupts.
Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.
Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.
The young have all the same flaws adults do. Plus one: immaturity.
Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.
Only the prophets see the obvious.
The audience will only truly respect you when they have no idea what is going on.
Any individual is greater than the Milky Way.