Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma’am, he’s between my legs, but your too fat to ride.
The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I’m against cats in the house.
They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I’m afraid it’s so. Cause they’re over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.
I’d put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.
I had a good friend in New York City.
Have pity on a dinosaur.
Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.
It’s all over but the crying.
He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?
We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it’s the biggest in history.
Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It’s the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?
Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life.
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that’ll do anything between.
I’d have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I’d ban the ones made in China.
Hell, Justin and I even talking about recording a blues song sometime.
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain’t too many things these ole boys can’t do.
Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.
It was only his fifth offense, and this time he’s killed someone.
The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we’d had it made.
No mommy’s kisses and no daddy’s smile. Nobody wants me, I’m nobody’s child.