Life has no remote. Get up and change it yourself.
Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away.
Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.
Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.
Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted.
He moved closer to her, his face just inches away from her. They stood motionless. Jason looked deep into her eyes. He tore away her barriers and locked eyes. His nose two inches away, he slightly tilted his face and looked at her lips. She slightly turned her face at the opposite angle.
What is this place? Jurassic Park?
Maybe I should drown myself before I freeze to death?
Was there no one to help? He instinctively bowed his head and prayed. A warm feeling engulfed his battered body. “I’m not alone, I will never be alone. God is with me.
I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It’s gotta hurt having ’em crushed in something that tight.
That’s no little kid. That’s Jason Steed, the biggest damn hero you will ever see!
War was funny like that: one minute you could try and block it and have the most wonderful thoughts, the next you were back in the nightmare.
You may lose your ego but you will win the fight!
For someone so smart, sometimes you say dumb stuff.
Why is there no life on Mars?” Scott paused. “Because Jason Steed went there.
Sorry, was I staring? But I guess you must get that a lot, being that you’re so ugly. I bet when you were born, the doctor took one look at you and then slapped your mama.
I’m Doomed, Doomed, DOOMED, I tell you” Jock cried.
I’m a black belt in judo, black belt in jujitsu and shotokan, and hold a third dan black belt in tae kwon do.
Jase, how do you stop a French tank?” Scott asked. “Don’t know. I give up.” “Just say boo,” Scott finished.
Jason, what’s the first thing French children are taught in school?” Scott asked. “I dunno.” “How to say ‘I surrender’ in various languages,” he said and grinned.
I didn’t say she was fat. Just easier to see than most,” Jason said. “I bet even her bath has stretch marks!