Group texts are the worst. They’re like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can’t stop it.
Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.
Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you’re going to shoot more ducks.
At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It’s the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
A duck tastes the same whether they’re shot sitting or flying.
We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that’s the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.
I’m just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family. I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That’s just what I like to do.
A lot of people just think that that’s unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God’s way, the world would be a lot better off.
The bottom line is we are trying to do what’s right. We don’t just say we believe in God – we have active relationships with God.
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months – but now I have it all the time.
When in doubt, figure it out. That’s the redneck way.
Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.
The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
I’m into the true meaning of Christmas – Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
When you don’t know what you’re doing, it’s best to do it quickly.
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
God’s first, then family, then whatever else you love.