Once I had asked, ‘But are you a Democrat or a Republican?” and Jonathan said, “I’m socially progressive but fiscally conservative,” and Doug Miles, a football player who also came to Sunday breakfast but only ever read the sports section and ignored everyone, lifted his head and said, “Is that like being bisexual?” Which I actually thought was funny, even though I was pretty sure Doug was a jerk.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

Curtis Sittenfeld Quotes

It was more when things slowed down, during the parts when you were supposed to have fun, that my lack of friends felt obvious- on Saturday nights, when there dances I didn’t go to, and during visitation... I spent those times hiding. Most of the other girls propped open their doors for visitation, but we kept ours shut.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

But sometimes speaking is so hard! It’s like standing still, then sprinting.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

Some people who run for office want to create change, and some want everyone to fall in love with them.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

The margin between staying and leaving was so thin; really, it could have gone either way.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

Does being forty feel fabulous and foxy?” Liz asked.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

Since Liz’s adolescence, when viewing television commercials that celebrated the ostensibly unconditional love of mothers for their children, or on spotting merchandise in stores that honored this unique bond with poems or effusive declarations – picture frames, magnets, oven mitts – she had felt like a foreign exchange student observing the customs of another country.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

Liz had tried not to experience the doubly insulting sting of being excluded by a person she didn’t care for.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

From then on, as long as I was at Ault, I would never be alone. Martha and I would get along, our friendship would last. I felt certainty and relief. Years later, I heard a minister at a wedding describe marriage as cutting sorrow in half and doubling joy, and what I thought of was not the guy I was seeing then, nor even of some perfect, imaginary husband I might meet later; I thought immediately of Martha.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

She wasn’t wrong, which wasn’t the same as the idea being a wise one.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

And the reason I’m telling you all this is that I want you to know no one in my life has ever made me feel worse about myself than you.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

Did I used to think being pretty was my primary obligation because I was in some way delusional? Or was it that I’d absorbed the messages I was meant to absorb with the same diligence with which I studied? As the mother of a daughter, I hope she won’t judge herself as harshly as I judged myself, but her personality is so unlike mine – she is boisterous and outspoken – that I’m not inordinately concerned.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

Does ROTC mean his family couldn’t afford tuition?

— Curtis Sittenfeld

I contain multitudes.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

I was me, Hillary, but I also was a vessel and a proxy.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

I cried because I knew for certain that I was leaving home, and abruptly, I did not know if it was such a good idea- I realized that I, like my parents, had never believed I’d actually go.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

Mr. Bennet stood, dropping his napkin on the table. “As interesting as I find this conversation, an urgent matter has come up. I need a hamburger.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

But I always hoped a man would fall in love with me for my brain.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

I won’t claim I’ve never in my life done anything I’m ashamed of, but I haven’t done anything for a good while. If not everyone would agree with the decisions I’ve made, that’s fine. What other people think has never made a situation right or wrong.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

Autocorrect can happen to anyone, but I seriously don’t understand what goes on between him and his phone.

— Curtis Sittenfeld

And I want a woman in that seat. Whether it’s Alan Dixon or Joe Biden or George Bush, I’m so tired of these idiot men getting to make up the rules for the rest of us. They’re not smarter. They’re not nicer. They don’t have better judgment. They’re just men.

— Curtis Sittenfeld
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