There is no such thing in anyone’s life as an unimportant day.
The two oldest professions in the world – ruined by amateurs.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
At 83, George Bernard Shaw’s mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else’s.
A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn’t go.
Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.