I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.
I’m full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind of complications. I like everything around me to be clear as crystal and completely calm.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
Self-plagiarism is style.
I’m a writer and, therefore, automatically a suspicious character.
The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say.
One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death, although Catholics have their hopes.
Puns are the highest form of literature.
Blondes make the best victims. They’re like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.
For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.
Our primary function is to create an emotion and our secondary function is to sustain that emotion.
Man does not live by murder alone. He needs affection, approval, encouragement and, occasionally, a hearty meal.
Never judge a country by its politicians.
It seems to me that television is exactly like a gun. Your enjoyment of it is determined by which end of it you’re on.
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
The picture’s over. Now I have to go and put it on film.
Really, the novelist has the best casting since he doesn’t have to cope with the actors and all the rest. -Alfred Hitchcock.
If I won’t be myself, who will?
This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.