The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
If you could use your brain like you use your ass...
If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are.
Johnny Depp already seen how alcohol and drugs can get in the way of a career. And you have to remember one thing: Johnny was a guitar player and a rock-and-roller way before he was an actor. When he came to Los Angeles, he came with his band.
Drinking bear is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that’s a tough call. That’s rebellion.
I was one thing at one time, and I’m something new. I’m a new creature now. Don’t judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.
Mistakes are part of the game. It’s how well you recover from them, that’s the mark of a great player.
The only real person you need to know is you.
It’s a compliment to me to hear you screaming.
I liked Jim Morrison a lot as a person. He was this very poetic character, and death was always on his mind. And it showed up in his songs – I mean, almost every song he wrote had something to do with dying. He was an American treasure that went way too soon.
School’s out forever, school’s been blown to pieces.
That’s like making fun of a maniac because his brain isn’t completely right, because he isn’t in the norm.
Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn’t mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.
I have never made fun of religion. Religion is something I don’t even want to mess with, because I am really afraid of the clouds opening up and my being struck by lightning.