Maybe the reason my memory is so bad is that I always do at least two things at once. It’s easier to forget something you only half-did or quarter did.
Photographers feel guilty that all they do for a living is press a button.
People are always calling me a mirror and if a mirror looks into a mirror, what is there to see?
The idea of America is so wonderful because the more equal something is, the more American it is.
My idea of a good picture is one that’s in focus and of a famous person.
If everybody’s not a beauty, then nobody is.
Even beauties can be unattractive. If you catch a beauty in the wrong light at the right time, forget it. I believe in low lights and trick mirrors. I believe in plastic surgery.
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Day after day I look in the mirror and I still see something.
The key of the success of Studio 54 is that it’s a dictatorship at the door and a democracy on the dance floor.
I never fall apart, because I never fall together.
Why do people think artists are special? It’s just another job.
You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.
I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.
Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae.
What we’re all looking for is someone who doesn’t live there, just pays for it.
The only time I ever want to be something is outside a party so I can get in.
I never met a pet I didn’t like.
I like church. It’s empty when I go. I walk around. There are so many beautiful Catholic churches in New York.
Everyone winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.