People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
Maybe the reason my memory is so bad is that I always do at least two things at once. It’s easier to forget something you only half-did or quarter did.
You can never predict what little things in the way somebody looks or talks or acts will set off peculiar emotional reactions in other people.
Photographers feel guilty that all they do for a living is press a button.
People are always calling me a mirror and if a mirror looks into a mirror, what is there to see?
The idea of America is so wonderful because the more equal something is, the more American it is.
My idea of a good picture is one that’s in focus and of a famous person.
If everybody’s not a beauty, then nobody is.
Even beauties can be unattractive. If you catch a beauty in the wrong light at the right time, forget it. I believe in low lights and trick mirrors. I believe in plastic surgery.
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
Day after day I look in the mirror and I still see something.
The key of the success of Studio 54 is that it’s a dictatorship at the door and a democracy on the dance floor.
I never fall apart, because I never fall together.
Why do people think artists are special? It’s just another job.
You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.
I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.
Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae.
What we’re all looking for is someone who doesn’t live there, just pays for it.
The only time I ever want to be something is outside a party so I can get in.