Remember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking.
No one can take advantage of you without your permission.
Some men have no idea how to romance a woman. However, women who teach their husbands what they like will be well-rewarded.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
Some people take pleasure in regaling one and all with details of their poor health. They are happy to give an organ recital to anyone who will listen.
The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.
Assume nothing. Inside every dumb blond there may be a very smart brunette.
What we steadily, consciously, habitually think we are, that we tend to become.
A successful marriage is not a gift; it is an achievement.
People, like water, seek their own level.
Pity the poor millionaire. He’ll never know the thrill of paying that final installment.
Keep skid chains on your tongue. Say less than you think. Cultivate a pleasant voice. How you say it is often more important than what you say.
No one knows what a marriage is like except the two people in it – and sometimes one of them doesn’t know.
It’s one of the ironies of human nature that the most sensitive people are generally insensitive to the feelings of others.
Experience, they say, is the best teacher, but we get the grade first and the lesson later.
Never let an opportunity pass to give a well-deserved compliment.
The real question is why are millions of people so unhappy, so bored, so unfulfilled, that they are willing to drink, snort, inject or inhale any substance that might blot out reality and give them a bit of temporary relief.
One trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun.
Trouble is the common denominator of living. It is the great equalizer.
A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half.