Love triangles are for those that believe in shapes.
Happy Cabbage Day!
The second of January gave me something that I had never thought of before. A future.
The oceans spawned life. Man just added plastic so that the life could come gift wrapped.
Having your parents live rent free in a house is actually a good investment. When they die all you have to do is make sure that they leave everything to you because in some countries you don’t pay tax on an inheritance, but you do on rent. And to think that your parents think that you are a nice person and that you love them, but all you are is a shrewd business person. Not to mention that you will also have good tenants who will look after the place. May greed be with us!
Vegetables don’t set out to be food. They just are.
To ban joviality on the anniversary of someone’s death is as absurd as banning smiling at another person as you pass them on the street.
Remember: 2022 isn’t 2021.
Don’t drag your feet in 2022. Drag a corpse instead. It’s the only way to kill off 2021.
Not all proteins have your best interests at heart.
Your feet are as warm as snow.
My reflection isn’t the only thing that I don’t love.
A happy mind is a learning mind.
My sister became an only child when the inheritance came of age.
Change not what is in your heart, but rather change what is on your mind.
Every year counts for something. What will 2022 count for?
Man rushed in to embrace technology. Unfortunately for him, he didn’t think about the consequences of playing god.
Your intellect is not in question, but your lack of suitable words is.
Rainbows are what put love and happiness for everyone.
You can never make a uniformed opinion just by reading 50% of the paper.