After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.
A woman asking ‘Am I good? Am I satisfied?’ is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.
I always wear boot polish on my eyelashes, because I am a very emotional person and it doesn’t run when I cry.
The reason why Englishmen are the best husbands in the world is because they want to be faithful. A Frenchman or an Italian will wake up in the morning and wonder what girl he will meet. An Englishman wakes up and wonders what the cricket score is.
A woman should say: ‘Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?’ If he does, then it’s the wife’s fault because she is not trying to make him happy.
When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure. I kept my face.