Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
Success doesn’t necessarily mean happiness.
Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
I don’t devalue comedy as compared to drama. Not one bit.
I was a bad student. I liked archaeology actually, I was interested in maybe becoming an archaeologist but I was such a bad student and had such bad grades that I wasn’t going to get into any really good college so I fell back on acting.
I don’t think know if anything’s going to translate anywhere. You’re making a movie, you hope it’s going to be funny, you can’t think about how it’s going to go over.
God was showing off when he made you.
I don’t have a burning desire to be taken seriously as an actor. I don’t have a master plan in that way.
Zoolander was more of my own sensibility.
When we were visiting New York City, I took my kids to the same playground where I went growing up. It was fun to feel that connection of having gone there as a kid and being there as a parent.
I’ve been to Japan but I’ve never been to China, I’d love to go to China. I don’t know, I like to go to places that are remote. So, I think I’d like to do that more. And just sort of also explore not having a structured work life someday, to have more free time to sort of see what happens.
Paul is Starsky, and I met him before shooting. He was very kind and encouraged us to go with what we wanted to do. It was very sweet to see them back with the car after 25 years.
Very quickly after meeting Dustin, the whole image I had of him was shattered.
I don’t know what that weid fantasy is that makes people go, “Oh, you must have had a great childhood.”
Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don’t play their game!
I wanted to be funny for people who didn’t care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a silly character.
If you look at my eyes when I’m dancing, you’ll see that glazed look.
I have not been an easygoing guy. I think it’s called bipolar manic depression. I’ve got a rich history of that in my family.
I think most politicians could take a dodgeball in the face.
I don’t need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines !