Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.
When you’re testing to see how deep water is, never use two feet.
If Jack’s in love, he’s no judge of Jill’s beauty.
To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends.
In the Affairs of this World Men are saved, not by Faith, but by the Lack of it.
Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.
If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us.
Flesh eating is unprovoked murder.
Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his passions. Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.
Work as if you were to live a thousand years, play as if you were to die tomorrow.
Speak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody.
Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults.
Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech.
Contentment makes poor men rich, Discontent makes rich men poor.
Never leave till tomorrow that which you can do today.
The only thing that is more expensive than education is ignorance.
You will find the key to success under the alarm clock.
One today is worth two tomorrows.