The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.
Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.
An oboe is an ill-wind that nobody blows good.
Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.
Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.
Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.
I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.