If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.
You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.
Trolls suck.
I’m a teenager trapped in an old body.
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.
I won’t do anything that is connected with drugs. I’ve seen drugs ruin so many people’s lives. I don’t think there’s anything cute about drugs. And I don’t believe in celebrating them.
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we’re abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.
We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it.
I love straight-face comedy or relatively subtle comedy. And then I turn around and I find myself doing very broad comedy but it’s all fun and you have to keep your sense of humor and not take yourself seriously.