If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.
You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.
Trolls suck.
I’m a teenager trapped in an old body.
Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way.
I won’t do anything that is connected with drugs. I’ve seen drugs ruin so many people’s lives. I don’t think there’s anything cute about drugs. And I don’t believe in celebrating them.
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.
Wilderness is harder and harder to find these days on this beautiful planet, and we’re abusing our planet to the point of almost no return.
We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it.
I love straight-face comedy or relatively subtle comedy. And then I turn around and I find myself doing very broad comedy but it’s all fun and you have to keep your sense of humor and not take yourself seriously.
There is no fool like an old fool.
Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
Being blessed with good health gives you the strength and loving what you do and – is a privilege that keeps you going. So I’m just happy as a lark.
I had to make a major decision with myself because I just don’t think you can do both: try to have a baby career and raise it and have a baby baby and raise it. And to try to do justice to either one. It was a very conscious decision on my part not to have children – which I have never regretted.
Now that I’m 91, as opposed to being 90, I’m much wiser. I’m much more aware and I’m much sexier.
If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It’s fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.