It was a lot more fun to get famous than to be famous.
There is no question that a Neanderthal could easily beat us up. So, too, presumably could their women, which may be why we are only 2 percent Neanderthal instead of 50 percent. Those bitches were too scary for us.
Italians are entirely without any commitment to order. They live their lives in a kind of pandemonium, which I find very attractive.
Widespread commercial distribution of ice was so new that 300 tons of the precious commodity melted at one port while customs officials tried to figure out how to classify it.
It was so bad, it was worth more than we paid.
From a selection of his other works, we might think him variously courtly, cerebral, metaphysical, melancholic, Machiavellian, neurotic, lighthearted, loving, and much more. Shakespeare was of course all these things – as a writer. We hardly know what he was as a person.
The way I see it, there are three reasons never to be unhappy. First, you were born. This in itself is a remarkable achievement.
Life in Australia would go on, and I would hear nothing, because once you leave Australia, Australia ceases to be.
You have no engagements, commitments, obligations, or duties; no special ambitions and only the smallest, least complicated of wants; you exist in a tranquil tedium, serenely beyond the reach of exasperation, “far removed from the seats of strife,” as the early explorer and botanist William Bartram put it. All that is required of you is a willingness to trudge.
An interesting thing about touch is that the brain doesn’t just tell you how something feels, but how it ought to feel. That’s why the caress of a lover feels wonderful, but the same touch by a stranger would feel creepy or horrible. It’s also why it is so hard to tickle yourself.
I often use alcohol as an artificial check on my skills.
I was particularly taken with an article about a pub called the White Post on Rimpton Hill on the Dorset–Somerset border. The county boundary runs right through the middle of the bar. In former times when Dorset and Somerset had different licensing laws, people had to move from one side of the room to the other at 10 pm in order to continue drinking legally until 10.30. I don’t know why but this made me feel a pang of nostalgia for the way things used to be.
The greatest possible irony would be if in our endless quest to fill our lives with comfort and happiness we created a world that had neither.
The hardest part was coming to terms with the constant dispiriting discovery that there is always more hill.
Ah,” he said in a tone of genial wisdom, “a chancellor is rather like a bidet. Everyone is pleased to have one, but no one knows quite what they are for.” A chancellor is nominally the head of a university, but in practice has no role, no power, no purpose.
When Daniel Boone is uneasy, you know it’s time to watch your step.
It is an intoxicating experience to taste Coca-Cola as if for the first time and to be conveyed to the very brink of orgasm by white bread. Makes all the discomfort worthwhile, if you ask me.
A physicist is the atoms’ way of thinking about atoms. – Anonymous.
England?” she said with unreserved amazement. “Why do you live in England?” “Because it is nothing like Indianapolis.
The National Park Service actually has something of a tradition of making things extinct.