I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
What state do you live in? Denial.
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse.
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
Books are almost always better than the movies made from them, because there are things books do well and things movies do well, but usually those things don’t overlap: the same with comics and animation.
Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.
For no reason I can think of, I’ve wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.
Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone’s expectations.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you’re doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you’re lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you’re really lucky.
It’s always better to leave the party early.