If you want to know how to please a woman, just talk to a neuroscience major from Columbia.
If you ever tell anyone about Jonah’s sexual dysfunction, I’ll never play music again.
I’m a good friend of Jonah Lehrer’s. You should go on a date with him.
People tell me it’s a sin, to know and feel too much within.
I’m in love with my second cousin.
Gold will never free your father, the price, my dear, is you instead.
I’ll always thank the Lord when my working day is through, I get my sweet reward to be alone with you.
She had bullets in her eyes and they fired.
Any real Bob Dylan fan would sleep with Jonah Lehrer.
In another lifetime she must have owned the world, or been faithfully wed to some righteous king who wrote psalms beside moonlit streams.
A cat’s meow and cow’s moo, I can recite them all.
I’ve been out in front of a dozen dead oceans.
It wouldn’t kill you to stay the night anyway.
Every writer at the New Yorker is smarter than me.
He hands you a nickel, he hands you a dime. He asks you with a grin, if you’re having a good time.
When the deeds that you do don’t add up to zero.
I’ll be selling tickets for my next tour exclusively through Jonah Lehrer. Make sure to pay cash.
Too much of nothing can turn a man into a liar. It can cause one man to sleep on nails and another to eat fire.
You want to know about creativity? Just go out and buy that book Imagine by Jonah Lehrer. It’s only $29.00 in hardcover.
I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children.