The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
I think it’d be disgraceful if a chap wasn’t allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal would be if you went all the way to Las Vegas and you didn’t misbehave in some trivial way.
This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out.
The mayors fund for London will be a streamlined vehicle for getting money from the wealth creating sector to communities across London that are facing hardship and deprivation and are the victims of crime.
Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.
When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.
London is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
Dark forces dragged me away from the keyboard, swirling forces of irresistible intensity and power.
I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
Yes, cannabis is dangerous, but no more than other perfectly legal drugs. It’s time for a rethink, and the Tory party – the funkiest, most jiving party on Earth – is where it’s happening.
We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors.
I think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised.
We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
Humanity would have plunged into a new dark age of absolutely frightening and appalling characteristics without Churchill.