I like pancakes.
What has three heads, six arms, and half a brain?” Three asked. One and Two answered in unison. “Nate Sutter.
A hero sacrifices for the greater good. A hero is true to his or her conscience. In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences. Although any person could fit that description, very few do. Choose this day to be one of them.
A shadow charmer enjoys brotherhood with the creatures of the night. His emotions cannot be manipulated. Nothing escapes his gaze. He hears and comprehends the secret languages of darkness.
The absence of suffocating humidity and carnivorous plants was appreciated.
Patience mimics the power of infinity. And nobody can win a staring contest with infinity. No matter how long you last, infinity is just getting started.
A stocky zombie with curly orange hair.
She shall be my queen, and I her most ardent admirer and protector. A new standard of love shall be established for the ages. Time will clarify my devotion! On this I would gladly stake my very soul!
In short, heroism means doing the right thing regardless of the consequences.
Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.
I will not know that day has come because I will not stop trying.
False humility is more insulting than open pride!
An occasional foray into negative emotions makes feeling normal that much sweeter.
Sometimes the most preposterous lies are the most believable.
Let’s worry about fixing the problem instead of the blame.
Any simpleton can speak with confidence. Sometimes the greatest fools have the most bravado.
Try as we might to postpone them, days of reckoning inevitably arrive.
Patience mimics the power of infinity.
Hard to call it a party without sardines.
A lie twice believed is self decieved.