Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.
You fail all the time, but you aren’t a failure until you start blaming someone else.
When it’s first and a mile, I won’t give it to him.
Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.
Nothing. And, I don’t start before noon.
I don’t mind people thinking I’m stupid, but I don’t want to give them any proof.
There’s two kinds of coaches, them that’s fired and them that’s gonna be fired.
Hear about the Californian terrorist that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his lips on the exhaust pipe. He can take his’n and beat your’n, then he can take your’n and beat his’n.
How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That’s how you win.
I’d rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice.