When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
The story of a mother’s life: Trapped between a scream and a hug.
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.
All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we were born, and no matter how hard we’ve tried to prove them wrong, they all think it about us now. And the really annoying thing is, they’re probably right.
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets with her, but I don’t think I every really tried jokes out with the dog.
I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house. I worked solely out of my house for many years, but find, with children, that I have to be in a different ZIP code to think.