When you stop trying to find the right man and start becoming the right woman, the right man will find his way to you.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.
Don’t take your toys inside just because it’s raining.
Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.
Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
I only answer to two people, myself and God.
If you can’t go straight ahead, you go around the corner.
Women are the architects of society.
Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my treadmill. It never fails. Exercise is nothing short of a miracle.
I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow.
Men are a luxury, not a necessity.
You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.
I’ve been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, ‘Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!’
Do you believe in life after love?
I’m scared to death of being poor. It’s like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It’s my pet paranoia.
If it doesn’t matter in five years, it doesn’t matter.
I wouldn’t mind living with someone forever. I don’t really want to get married. I don’t see any reason for it. And yet I’m so romantic that every time I think I meet someone I want to live with them forever and ever.
The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage.
Someone once said “The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches.” I think that’s funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that’s what I am.
I’m the female equivalent of a counterfeit $20 bill. Half of what you see is a pretty good reproduction, the rest is a fraud.