I don’t know much, But when push comes to shove, I definitely don’t believe, There’s such a thing as wrong love.
My life is an awkward visit from the kid’s table while awaiting a History Channel special.
If you are going to live in a house made of candy, don’t move next door to a couple of obese kids. A lot of these fairy-tale characters are missing common sense.
Cast parties are a lot of fun!
There’s nothing more terrifying then a teenage girl.
To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.
I’ve been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator.
I grew up in a conservative small town, and the gay characters I saw on TV and in movies when I was growing up were all flamboyant and obnoxious and sometimes kind of annoying.
Not taking yourself too seriously, that’s the important thing.
The gay people I knew in real life were soft spoken and didn’t want to call attention to themselves because they were terrified of exposing themselves, of people finding out that they’re gay.
Whether I’m in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I’m happy.
You don’t get to pick where you’re from, but you always have control of where you’re going.
I wasn’t going to get such a nice car – I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy – but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy!
I’m really not good blackmail material.
I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was.
I couldn’t do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we’d go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life.
I’m horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that’s why I never got anything.
I’m pretty sure I’m going to fall in my GaGa shoes one night on tour and I’m hoping it becomes a Youtube sensation.
I could never rap, personally. I can’t even wrap presents.
I kind of did this thing in high school, a spoof of ‘Sweeney Todd’ called ‘Shirley Todd,’ and I had a great time doing that.