Am I sleeping? Have I slept at all? This is insomnia.
Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.
You have to jump into disaster with both feet.
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes.
In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it’s stunning how little imagination most people display.
Just keep asking yourself: What would Jesus not do?
It’s only in drugs or death we’ll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.
If you make people laugh too much, their blood becomes – I believe it is acidic as opposed to alkaline. It changes the oxygen level in the blood, and people are likelier to pass out at that point.
We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts we learned, we never had the time to think.
Only after disaster can we be resurrected.
In truth, the degree of anyone’s success depends on how often they can say the word yes and hear the word no.
Cults make people sing so hard for so long – because it over-oxygenates the blood and sets them up to faint.
It’s easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just trained to be dissatisfied with what I have now?
Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life, and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you want something better.
The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.
She’s not wearing makeup so her face just looks like skin.
You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways.
Until you find something to fight for, you settle for something to fight against.