As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.
For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all.
What this world needs is a new kind of army – the army of the kind.
I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.
As far as I’m concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.
Support your right to arm bears.
Have you ever heard one civilized person whose opinion you respect, at any time, anywhere, in any civilized country anywhere, say the good new days?
Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they’re just like a schoolboy with a new girl.
In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don’t teach either.
I detest professional anythings but particularly professional writers. Most of them today are just garbage collectors.
I told the good Father that if he and I were going in the future to some wonderful Elysian Field and the animals were not going to go anywhere, that was all the more reason to give them a little better shake in the one life they did have.
To anyone who has ever been owned by a cat, it will come as no surprise that there are all sorts of things about your cat you will never, as long as you live, forget. Not the least of these is your first sight of him or her.