They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Take your work seriously, but don’t take yourself seriously.
I know what you’re thinking ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!
A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.
One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.
I like a drama. And I think that’s the basis of good films, or good plays, is to have a nice drama.
Romney and Ryan would do a much better job running the country, and that’s what everybody needs to know.
It’s what people know about themselves inside that makes them afraid.
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.
Extremism is so easy. You’ve got your position, and that’s it. It doesn’t take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.