They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Take your work seriously, but don’t take yourself seriously.
I know what you’re thinking ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!
A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.
One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.