God save us from religion.
Why me?
Any time there’s something so ridiculously dangerous that no rational human being would try it, they send for me.′ – Garion.
Trust me. – Silk.
You must learn that that’s what friends and family are for – to be imposed upon. One of the Cardinal Rules, if you want to get through life without overexerting yourself, is that, when all else fails, fall back on friends and relations.
The unfortunate thing about working for yourself is that you have the worst boss in the world. I work every day of the year except at Christmas, when I work a half day.
Once you’ve decided that something’s absolutely true, you’ve closed your mind on it, and a closed mind doesn’t go anywhere. Question everything. That’s what education’s all about.
Events are like horses. Sometimes they run away. After they’ve run for a while, though, they’ll start to walk again. Then there’ll be a time to put everything together.
As soon as somebody falls in love, all the wits seem to dribble out of the bottom of his head.
No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.
When love is involved no sacrifice is too great.
As long as I know that my motives are good, I’m Seldom very concerned with the opinions of others. -Mandorallen, Baron of Vo Mandor.