Doors are for people with no imagination.
Are you going to shoot me?? Vengeous sneered. ‘I wouldn’t be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.’ And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.
We’re not retreating, we’re advancing in reverse.? – Skulduggery Pleasant.
I’m placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don’t know, possibly littering.
That’s beautiful,? Valkyrie said, looking at it. Isn’t it? This necklace has cost two very fine men their lives. At times, I wear it in tribute to their sacrifice. Other times, I wear it because it goes with this skirt.
Are you kidding? I jumped off a building – of course I’m hurt.
If things go wrong, I’ll lead them away. Once it’s clear, get back to the car. If you don’t see me in five minutes, then I’ve probably died a very brave and heroic death. Oh and don’t Oh, and don’t touch the radio – I’ve got it tuned right where I want it and I don’t want you messing that up.
Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.
I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.
Every solution to every problem is simple. It’s the distance between the two where the mystery lies.
So he has no head’ ‘Thats usually what headless means’ ‘No head at all?’ ‘Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?’ ‘Its just kind of silly even for us...
That’s a shame. I’m sure somebody, somewhere, cares.
I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people’s brains.
The rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. “What is it?” she whispered. “It’s a box,” he whispered back. “What kind of box?” “A wooden one.” She gave him a look.
You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.? – Skulduggery.
Come and have a go, if you think you’re hard enough.