If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
I don’t see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty – and evaporating quickly.
I have a long list of things that make me mad.
While other kids were out playing and doing healthy things, I read an ancient judo book with a neck hold that was fatal to so many people, they finally dropped it from judo.
I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you’re hungry for power.
Meryl Streep belongs on anybodys list of greats.
If I were running a campaign, I’d urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending it more wisely – on a talented young comedy writer.
Depression – it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven’t been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it’s truly different.